Thursday, August 23, 2012

Methodist Flies


All flies are not alike.  Strange flies visit St. Michaels in late summer.  They’re like horse flies, large, gray with big heads and enormous compound eyes. They chase parked cars.

When I park the car they land all over it.  Why?

My car is not a sexy muscle car or a pricey Jaguar. It’s an old Buick LaSabre and like me, old but still running. Since flies have short life spans, I reckon they're anxious about longevity and seeking secrets to a longer life.

Grace UM Church, Baltimore
Some species have eclectic tastes. Every August fruit flies appear, first on a banana peel. By mid-September they’re feeding everywhere; on a bar of soap, clinging to towels, buzzing tuna fish cans. Some like cocktails. They settle around the rim of our glasses at happy hour. For a few, drinking is deadly. I’ll find several floating in my drink. For them one drink is too many, a thousand not enough. Survivors follow my breath even after I've finished my drink. They can’t get enough.

Some flies are spiritual. Years ago, my offices were located in a large United Methodist church. In the fall, flies would begin appearing in the building, particularly around the window casings.  They looked overfed and furry -  not like horse flies. We called them Methodist flies. We meant no disrespect.  It seemed appropriate considering where they lived.

The Methodist flies flew, not frantically as other flies did but languidly. They knew time was too precious to be flitted away.

They wafted slowly around like gliders following air currents. Some fell lazily on tables, others dropped straight to the floor. A couple sat on windowsills as if enjoying a leisurely view. A few reclined on their backs in the sun, buzzing contentedly, as though napping. A couple staggered as if drunk. Considering where they lived, I dismissed that idea.

Were they religious?

Had faith led them to a more serene and reflective approach to the brevity of life and to the immanence of death? Unlike fruit flies or horse flies that looked as if the devil were chasing them, Methodist flies seemed able to let go and relax, be at peace with life and with their maker. They surrendered to life on its own terms, living the present, not spending their days anxiously darting around.

Unlike other flies, Methodist flies linger well into the winter while fruit and horse flies vanish overnight when the cold comes.  They’ve mastered the art of longevity.  They live the measure of their days with an easy cadence. Methodist flies move gently, enjoying their environment, never in a hurry. Home, for them, is wherever they are.

Longevity is important but so is the quality of life. Health enters into the equation, but attitude counts for a lot, too.  A gentle spirit slows us down, the way deep breaths sooth our troubled minds. Whenever I see Methodist flies, my heart is strangely warmed.